"A hard man is good to find."-- Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.-- Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
“I speak two languages: Body and English.”-- Mae West
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.-- Mae West
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.-- Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.-- Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.-- Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-- Mae West.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-- Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."-- Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West